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General Discussion / Re: Luckiest kill?
« on: September 02, 2017, 01:06:37 PM »
Saw a bear on the overworld map, had nothing but mittens, pants, a dog named Dogface and six javelins.
Said let us find our destinies Dogface, we need fur and you are eating me out of house and home.
Got to tile, hurl javelin at small bear and miss, only to realize he has a prior engagement with battered big elk.
Followed bear as he chased down elk, swiped at its legs, killed it with a bite to the throat, and began to eat.
Threw next javelin in fascination and horror, pierced bear in abdomen and he immediately bled out and died.
Skinned and butchered both, we carry 450 pounds between us, and home was close and recently finished.
We ate like kings for days and performed alternating general sacrifices of each creatures flesh. And made a hat.
Yea my children, RNG God will fill his stomach on your delight and horror both, but only his delight will fill yours.
Said let us find our destinies Dogface, we need fur and you are eating me out of house and home.
Got to tile, hurl javelin at small bear and miss, only to realize he has a prior engagement with battered big elk.
Followed bear as he chased down elk, swiped at its legs, killed it with a bite to the throat, and began to eat.
Threw next javelin in fascination and horror, pierced bear in abdomen and he immediately bled out and died.
Skinned and butchered both, we carry 450 pounds between us, and home was close and recently finished.
We ate like kings for days and performed alternating general sacrifices of each creatures flesh. And made a hat.
Yea my children, RNG God will fill his stomach on your delight and horror both, but only his delight will fill yours.